Hello Good Morning Internet: At the age of seven I was in a break dance competition at my town’s Christmas arts and crafts fair … I got the same ribbon.
Reality Shows I would have a shot at winning:
Top Chef: Turkey Sandwiches
Amazing Race: Couch to bathroom and back to the couch during a commercial break of American Horror Story.
American Idol: Only if we’re humming the chorus to Foo Fighters songs.
Dancing with the Stars: Kid-n-Play edition.
Tool Academy: I could just win that one outright.
